A friend of mine once joked that he had only one item on his bucket list, which was basically to have a bar fight in Victorian style while someone played The Entertainer on the piano. He never expected for a moment that it would happen. Years later, I set the whole thing up for his birthday. I hired a pianist, I put together a costume, I rented a venue, I invited his friends, I bought smash glass props from a theatrical company, and finally, I built fake destructible furniture props from scratch. The result was fantastic, and it was captured in a photo series by a friend with laudable photographic skills.